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Need a Girl Friend....... Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend? Want to make that certain someone a little jealous? Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?

Guy gets Girl...

Guy Gets Girl is a popular e-book written by Tiffany Taylor. It is one of the few dating and seduction guides written by a woman and it`s been online since 2003. This e-book takes a different approach than most other pick-up and seduction books for men. It basically helps you understand how women think, what their true desires are, and that by giving a woman exactly what she wants, she will do the same for you.

The guide consists of three e-books in total, covering things like confidence, body language, flirting, and more. The guide doesn`t reveal any `guaranteed` pickup lines or offer any tricks to seduce women. Instead, it focuses on understanding women and giving them what they want in a respectful way.

Detailed and entertaining, Guy Gets Girl will help any man striving to improve his success with the opposite sex.

Women... Men Adore

As a counsellor, therapist and relationship coach of more than 16 years, author Bob Grant possesses both the knowledge and experience to show his clients how to achieve successful, healthy relationships. His e-book, The Women Men Adore... And Never Want to Leave offers unique relationship advice, ideas and insights for both single women and those already in relationships.

The guide focuses on understanding what a man really wants in a woman, and how women can influence a man in their favour. It also addresses behavioural issues and negative emotional states that can lead to conflict, and reveals the reasons why some women only succeed in repelling men!

DatingTechniques

The most important part of seduction is having the courage to talk to the woman you desire in the first place! The problem is, many guys can`t do that. They may get tongue-tied, or simply freeze up - paralyzed with fear.

The Art of Approaching Women aims to eradicate this problem once and for all. This beginner`s guide to meeting and talking to beautiful women aims to empower men so that approaching women is no longer a worry.

The book lays down a precise, step-by-step method for you to follow, and covers all the bases, from making initial contact with a woman, the methods you can use to attract her, interpreting her body language, and damage limitation (building your confidence so that rejection won`t ever stop you trying again!)

Every facet of meeting and attracting women is explored in depth in six sections... so there`s no reason for you to be single any longer!

Funny Friendship SMS

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1. Bewaqt miss call dena
2. Sms muskura ke padhna
3. Neeche mat padhna
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Jo Kaam mana karo, bevakoof ki tarah woh zaroor karna



Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween &
Happy birthday
Now bug off and don’t annoy me
For the next 12 months!!





If ever u start missing ur school days
Ur class
Ur friends’ circle
Canteen or anything about ur schooling
Then just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
just …..
open ur report cards
sara nasha utar jaye ga!!!!!!!

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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And hit urself with it
Thanks

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !



Our friendship means a lot to me,
That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and
There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh..
I’m gonna miss you for sure!



If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.



Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
It gets better as it grows older.
Just like us…
I get better, u get older.



Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

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Hindi Friendship SMS

Na saathi na humsafar hai koi,
Na kisike hum na hamara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh ke keh sakate hai,
Ek pyaara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.

Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi,
Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi,
Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi,
Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi.

Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein,
Lekin humse bachkar kaha jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haathon mein.

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna,
Dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

Yeh din yuhi gujar jayega,
Sayed ham dost ek din yuhi bichad jayenge,
Naraj na hona tum meri sararat se,
Kyu ki yehi toh woh pal hai jo kal bhi yaad aayenge.

Yeh dil hai na koi khilona hai,
Rehti hai sirf tasvir yaar ki,
Na koi aur reh paya hai isme,
Pyaar se bhara iska kona kona hai.

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hai bohat log iss tanha zindagi mein,
Par koi dost aapsa accha, pyaara nahi hota.

Dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
Zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam
Iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono
Iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge,
Ek do sms karte rehna,
Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge.

Dosti ke mayne humse kya poochte ho,
Hum abhi in baaton se anjaan hai,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyuki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.

Rishto ne har qadam pe imtihaan liya,
Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya,
Zindagi se phir bhi shikayat nahi,
Kyuki zindagi ne aap jaise dost bhi diya.

Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Ikraar mein suron ki barsaat nahi hoti,
Nigahein bayan kar deti hai saari dastaan,
Dosti lafzon ki mohataaz nahi hoti.

Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar,
Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai,
Tu hi hai sachcha dost,
Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.

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Friendship SMS

A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!






Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.





In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!






When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!





Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Friendship SMS 2

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.




Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.




Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**





FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"





Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

friends says

a friend wipes your tears away when you are rejected by a crush... but a best friend will go up to him and say "its because your gay isn't it
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The best love is waking up to your best friend everyday!
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I hear and forget. I see and remember. I do and I understand. hats what friends do.
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friends don't have to be lovers, but lovers have to be friends
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It is easy to love someone tough to be friend and toughest to remain friend forever
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Friends are like pee. Everyone can see it but your the only one that can feel it!
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You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can provide, but u only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of!
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The most beautiful discovery best friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart
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“God makes lots of people in all colors, shapes, and sizes. He loves them very much, and what we need to realize is that calling people names because they’re different is wrong. Instead, we need to look on them in love and sing this song: ‘I can be your friend. I can be your friend. Any day in any weather. We can be friends and play together…’”
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~I Can Be Your Friend sung by the veggies in Veggie Tales
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